RIP NTF

Well it has been 1 month since one of my favorite blogs has posted anything. Is it time to say goodbye to Not Today Fatty? I for one would love to see a comeback, but I just dont know if that is going to happen. Please visit the Fatties and let them know that they are missed. I give them one more week, then I gots to take them off the reader

we’ll see if this post, and others like it, help spark the glorious flame that is NTF!

At least leave some smart-ass comments about why you are blowing it so hard.

Gotcha

I had a fun time tracking this bad boy down tonight. I will save what I had to do to find this for another post, but just know that I got a hold of one and only one…for now. I’m going to let this chill over night and try it with some pirate juice to get ready for RORDS of the FROOR VI tonight!

Thx Pomz and Nora!

RORDS of the FROOR VI

It’s that time of year again. Rords is back bigger than ever! Keep Reading, or watch the video for more information. We WILL be seein ya there!

Cock Boot

While I was waiting to catch a ride to work today, I saw some UGGS hanging from the power lines outside my building. I thought this was strange. How do you get uggs to hang on a wire? No laces on those gross things. I took a closer look and noticed that there was a “cock string” keeping them up there. For those of you who dont know about Cock String, it is a string attached to a dildo. This string can then be used for all sorts of things, in this case, hanging your uggs from a wire.

Morning News Discussion…

Fish Found in Boy’s Penis and Salt is still drunk off gin from last night.

Sick CM

This poor little kitty has a sick mouth all full of bad things.

The best way to check your cat’s mouth is to grasp the top of your cat’s head with your thumb on one side and your fingers on the other. Tip your cat’s head back so his nose points upward. Now, using your other hand, put one finger where the front teeth meet and push down gently with steady pressure on the lower jaw. As your cat’s mouth opens, you’ll have a few seconds to get a good look inside.

Red Bull Cola?

YES PLEASE!

I am bummed that the only place you can score some of this new RBcola is in Vegas, but I must say that it seems fitting. I believe JOOSE got it’s start in Vegas too, so it couldn’t hurt.

redbullcola.com

If any of my Red Bull friends read this and can get some, let me know!

UPSO Chucks

I was very happy when I heard that UPSO was doing a shoe for the Converse Artist Series, part of their 1HUND(RED) bs. You have seen the Product(RED) stuff popping up all over the place I’m sure. It has something to do with making the world a better place. If I can make the world a better place by buying some shoes designed by of of my fav graphic designers then that’s awesome, I just wanted the shoes!

Thanks to Donna from RPS for tracking down my size and ordering them.

Teach

Train Duck. By Hana S.

This masterpiece was created after a long night of drinking soda’s and playing stick ball in the park. I gave her the tools to create, so I will take credit for this duck thing.

Oh, that thing.

Can you guess what this is?